15 January 2012

our friend is in the bahamas.

an email excerpt:
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. GUESS HOW MUCH A CASE OF BEER COSTS HERE? GUESS...I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT. IT'S THREE TIMES MORE THAN $22. SIXTY SIX FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A CASE OF BEER!!!!!! OH SHIT! MELISSA AND I STOPPED AT A FRUIT STAND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND MELISSA WANTED 2 PINEAPPLES, 2 MANGOES, AND 2 AVOCADOES...$38!!!! THIS IS WHERE IT GETS REALLY TIGHT. THE GUY DIDN'T HAVE CHANGE FOR MELISSA'S $40 SO HE GAVE HER A FUCKING BANANA! YES!

2 Comments:

Blogger Eliza Jane said...

Wow. Remind me to never go to the Bahamas.

2:56 AM  
Blogger Panda Head said...

WORD.

3:39 PM  

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